Do you like corn? Fuck yeah, you do.
I love corn. That's why I made this store. This store is built with Shopify and orders are fulfilled by kickass vendors who were carefully selected to not like wheat. If we find out one of our vendors prefers wheat to corn, they're immediately removed from our website. Notice I said "our" website? That's because we own it. Not just me. I just take all the money from it to buy corn, but we all own it because that's what corn would want.